Five causes which are NOT responsible for global warming!!!!!

Well we all know the causes for global warming.Nobody wants to discuss those, so here is my different take on global warming.

<1>Burning candles, lamps or whatever you wanna burn,  is not reasonable for global warming.But can’t say the same, if you feel jealous and burn………..(This is mainly valid for people living in and around Kolkata,others can ignore it).

<2>Girls wearing miniskirts, jeans, or anything or rather nothing, is mainly reasonable, err, not reasonable for global warming.But you feel the HEAT anyways!!!!!!!

<3>Burning coal,petrol or whatever is not the cause for global warming.If they stop burning coal then there will be no electricity, no electricity means no computer games.If this is not reasonable enough, then think, no petrol means no vehicles, no vehicles means no going to college, and if not going to college is fun for you then you get lost,because who wants to miss the glimpse of beautiful creatures out there!!!!!!!(Don’t apply your goddamn logic to this!!!!!)

<4>Morning walks or jogging doesn’t cause global warming.Leave out jogging as we bengalis are way too lazy for that.If you go for morning walks , you BURN calories,which no way contributes to global warming.But daily morning walks will make you fit and slim and your CHANCES will improve……….

<5>Last but not the least, my SILLY blog is not responsible for global warming.If it was, I would surely have been proud of it.But my words would surely generate some HEAT.

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3 Responses to Five causes which are NOT responsible for global warming!!!!!

  1. Neo Jones says:

    awesome facts man…global warming aint on the cards if these were true….

  2. sid says:

    ha ha! good 1

  3. swadhin says:

    U rock Arpa…………….u are a stunning fellow

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